puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

faguccino:

if popstars were bloggers:

madonna would be an offensive blogger

lady gaga will be a social justice blogger

rihanna would be the idgaf weed blogger

katy perry doesn’t know how to use a computer

britney spears would be a photo blogger

adele uses blogspot because she blogs for the ears not the eyes

beyonce has someone to run her blog for her

nicki minaj would be a summer blogger

splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

obeseblackguy:

people who eat mayo on their burgers what the freaking crap is wrong with you

clairesawyer:

shavingryansprivates:

straight male blogging alliance asseembllleeeeeeee

a silent echo rings throughout the hollow depths of tumblr.com

pantere:

hey its me

shavingryansprivates:

i’ve listened to pas de cheval like 30 times today wow

yugoslavic:

manipulationsaremything:

sheld0nc0oper:

imdirkmaiandthispianoisbroken:

HE THREW HIS CAT

OH MY GOD HE THREW HIS FUCKING CAT

AND HIS FACE

THE REDNESS OF HIS FACE

OMG

THIS

THIS

THIS

THIS

THIS

“WHAT WERE YOU THINKING”
Well I’m that your reaction is fucking hilarious as fuck.

It’s ellegal.

It’s ellegal!

actually it’s illegal pronounced ‘eel-legal’ but ok

eel legal 

poor kitty